Oh there Gonna have to Glue you back together … In- BONK!

So it’s been a while since  I wrote a quality peice, I forgot why I made this blog really. That was to extend myself as a writer.

So I might kick off again with an easy topic ^^.

So over the next few weeks I’m gonna write a bit of a stratergy guide for the Team Fortress 2 Class The Scout. This will explain methods that I use to take down opponents and really ways to prolong your life as a Scout.

So to start us off:

Scout Vs Demoman






Now the Demoman is often disregarded by Scouts because of his inaccuracy with the Grenade Launcher and Sticky Bombs usually pose minimum threat. This said, this class can be problematic. For starters the Grenade Launcher.

The Grenade launcher is probably the most inaccurate weapon in the whole Red and Blu bases arsenals. Once all 4 shots are used it takes forever to reload and if you can’t hit the opponent on the chest it is really only any good for scarying your opponent. Scouts watch out! If any of these Grenades Hit you and you aren’t at full health YOU WILL DIE. In general though as a Scout you have the most manuoverablity so this gun should be the most in effective against you. The trick is to keep your eye on the Demoman but also any support units he has around him (enggineer, pyro etc) as you can get caught up dodging the Grenades.

The second weapon and probably the most iconic for the Demoman is the Pipe Bomb launcher. This works basically as remote mines. Affectionatly reffered to as stickes these can be placed almost anywhere. A group of 3 of these babies can drop any class if detonated all at the same time. These are commonly a pain in the neck for flag runners. Why? if you drop the intel make sure you check inside the case before you pick it back up because a Black Bloody Cyclopes could be waiting just around the corner for you. Easiest way of sticky removal? Kill the Demoman, once he’s out of the picture those stickes just disappear. Don’t have the time for stickes but still got the Intel? Trick him. He’s only got one eye! Pretend to run at the stickes but at the last moment double jump back, most cases this works. Demo covered the intel in stickies or blocked your path? Time for one of those pretty unlockables. This is where the Bonk! energy drink excels. You will take 0 damage while active. Just make sure you get out of there quick because then you’ll be a prime target for his Grenade Launcher (or the Pyro’s Flamer.) My final tip is they can be shot and when they are they disappear.

The final weapon in this guys arsenal is the Bottle. He is a cheery bloke and enjoys a drink after almost any occasion but this bottle is a real eye opener for the Drunkard. If a Demoman pulls out his bottle DO NOT pull out the bat. One hit from this baby will almost always kill you! If you have the bat out cause the Scattergun has no ammo, reload, if your jumping around you should have the time to get a full clip before he switches back to the Grenade Launchers.

Basically watch out for him. He is dangerous and it is your job to try and clear the way of stickes by killing him!


Published in: on April 17, 2009 at 10:54 am  Leave a Comment  
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Need an update here

Sooo Scout update came out here around 20 past 1. Which was kool, very kool. But I knew this was a sad day for the scout. Every server I’ve gone into an hour later has been packed to the rafters with scouts, after visiting a number of servers the only alternative class I found to a scout was a Medic. It also hurts me more to find that already people have unlocked all the unlockables. Basically Why? Why this?

So my clan the Wings of Redemption and our partners in crime TurnAClan hold what is referred to as a prac as often as we can. Generally it’s just an excuse to get as many members from the two clans together for a bit of a muck around. It’s usually a good time. So I’m looking forward especially to tonight’s prac as it will allow me to play Scout we an almost regular team. I’m lookin’ forward to my achievements and unlockable.

I’ve decided that I’ll run a b it of a “thing”. There are quite a few weightless blog’s out there that track (reasonably well) someone’s transformation over these periods. So I’ve decided that I’ll run one for my achievements as a collect them. It’ll include my thoughts on what I’ll do next, my next aim, ideas on weapons and I’m hoping to bring the first post to you tonight after the prac.

Stay true fellas


Need a dispenser here, Need a dispenser here, Need a dispenser here … STFU

(Pictures in the achieve posts :3 (sorry I’ve been lazy))

Published in: on February 25, 2009 at 3:12 pm  Leave a Comment  
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I need some godarn help!


I need some ideas. Every day before I sit down and write I think what would either be relevant or useful to a reader? So usually I pick topics that have been of much discussion between either my friends or through the media. But I want stuff that applies to you. Got a great story you want to be told, feel I’m not addressing some very important issues. Tell me.


Email me at vvh1t3cr0vv@gmail.com

I want some ideas so this can be something that’s bookmarked, something people want to read ^^

Just ‘cause you’re scared don’t mean you can’t fight

Published in: on February 9, 2009 at 9:49 pm  Leave a Comment